CyChron’s Countdown to Christmas Break: Day 1

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This item can be used for many things
Weight, glue, an ornament
Decoration, food, and even weaponry

Because if you want to get strong
Then lift a few of these
And by a few, I mean a few million
I suggest eight trash bags full
But anything will do, maybe sixteen

Or if you want the weight, just not in muscle
Then eat a few of these
And by a few, I mean a few million
They make an excellent all-day-through snack
Not so excellent in nutrition

When you eat it, though, beware
Rumor has it that it sticks like sap
And trust me, that stickiness gets everywhere.
But that is perfect because glue is expensive
This item is not, so you do not have to waste a trip

This item is pretty, too, to say the least
With all of its different sizes and colors
It would look perfect on your Christmas tree,
In your yard or hanging from a ceiling
It would be cute, too, if it was on a shirt… it probably is somewhere

Mom tells me to love my brother and to never hit
So the best part about this item, I must admit
It is easy to aim across a room
And it is solid enough to leave a mark.
Brother stops taunting with these around

This item alone drives me insane
But a box of them is always better
I am always drooling for one of these, a _____ ____.